1. “Girls shouldn’t do that.”

2. “The Dave Clark Five are better than the Beatles.”

3. “A tiny bit can’t hurt.”

4. “You look terrific!”

5. “It’s not you. It’s me.”

6. “Relax. Nobody’s gonna vote for Nixon.”

7. “If you breathe correctly, childbirth is not painful.”

8. “You’re the best mother in the whole world!”

9. “You’re the worst mother. Ever. Of all the mothers in the world.”

10. “I guarantee you’ll fall in love with running the way I have.”

11. “Buy it. It’ll make you happy.”

12. “You’ll get over it. Just give it time.”

13. “You look good in pink.” (This one actually turned out to be true.)